Be Naughty? Maybe not!!!
So this evening, for some god-forsaken reason a friend (who remains anonymous) has signed me up to a dating website.
Well I wouldn’t exactly call it a dating site, more like a really dirty place for old, ugly and balding men to arrange sexcapades! The brit version of hotornot.com that I featured on circa 2001 and rated a 10 I might add. Impressive… But can’t really say the same for this site as it just makes me feel really dirty to read through the 56 msgs I’ve gotten in the last 20 mins! Fuck me, I mean are there really that many desperate men in London??? And even as an erotic photographer and a very open minded person who would like to think I’ve seen it all, it just makes me cringe inside and want a lollipop and to run back to my happy place.
So I’ve decided to share an excerpt from “flyerphil” who happens to be 71, a virgo and married and has asked me if I’m into water sports… Now this would seem a perfectly normal question but my boy, or I should say my old man, has a penchant for watching women pee on him… Yeah, well, where do you really go from there…
My new trigger word - “flyerphil” = lollipop and happy place. Yeah I’m definatley heading in the right direction! :)
